Amen, brother!!

A morning without coffee is like sleep.  - Author Unknown

 

A Cup of Coffee - Johnny Cash

Bad Spellers of the World... Untie!!

Among Wittgenstein’s spellings, when using English:

Anoied. Realy. Excelentely. Expences. Affraid. Cann’t. – David Markson, This is Not a Novel

Practice makes perfect

The human torch was denied a bank loan – Ron Burgundy

Smell the catfood in your bank account

They want what they’re not

And I wish they would stop saying

Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa

Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa

D – Don’t Let’s Start, They Might Be Giants

 

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

When you are alone you are the cat, you are the phone
You are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated inside and that is beautiful
They want what they're not and I wish they would stop saying,
Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa
Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa

D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world

Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around 

That wouldn't be a good way to go

Those evil-natured robots

they're programmed to destroy us

she's gotta be strong to fight them

so she's taking lots of vitamins

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me

but you won't let those robots defeat me

Yoshimi, they don't believe me

but you won't let those robots eat me 

– Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Flaming Lips

and another and another and another and....

Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.  - Author Unknown

 

The best of Lester, the worst of Lester...

You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you. You try to give it away because you cannot bear its radiance, but you cannot separate it from yourself. To understand your fellow humans, you must understand why you give them your love. You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions. - Gnarls Barkley, in a letter to the legendary rock critic Lester Bangs

Make Em Laugh... You'll Die Last

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. - Alan Alda

Frank Sinatra

What the world needs now is a new Frank Sinatra, so I can get you in bed - Cracker, Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)

They Paint the Donkey Blue if You Pay

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat. Never drive a car when you’re dead – Tom Waits, Telephone Call from Istanbul

Laugh. It's easier.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  - e.e. cummings

 

 

Let's just have some fun

Life is too important to be taken seriously – Oscar Wilde

Pet Shop Boys - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing
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What did you say?

I know that you think that you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. – Robert McCloskey

 

 

Say it with Flava!

We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki

Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki

You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book

Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk – Public Enemy, Flavor Flav

He's lampin' he's lampin', he's cold cold lampin'

Feeling kind of Muppety

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

But now its getting started
Why don't you get things started?
It's time to get things started
On the most sensantional
Inspirational
Celebrational
Muppet-ational
This is what we call The Muppet Show! 

- Theme song to The Muppet Show

I don't know, but it makes me laugh

You can’t bullshit a cricket – Tecumseh Elijah Spivet (from Reif Larsen’s The Selected Works of T.S. Spivet)

Science and Technology!

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

-They Might Be Giants (original source Lou Singer and Hy Zaret)