Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, September 20, 2010

nothing matters when we're dancing (or laughing)


And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Amen, brother!!


A morning without coffee is like sleep.  - Author Unknown
 

Friday, September 3, 2010

Bad Spellers of the World... Untie!!

Among Wittgenstein’s spellings, when using English:
Anoied. Realy. Excelentely. Expences. Affraid. Cann’t. – David Markson, This is Not a Novel



Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Practice makes perfect


The human torch was denied a bank loan – Ron Burgundy

Monday, August 16, 2010

Mathematician + coffee = Erdos number...?? what

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos


Friday, August 13, 2010

ICE CREAM!!!

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. – Wendy Liebman





Sunday, July 25, 2010

Laughing


Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.  
- Anna Fellows Johnston

 

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

That's all you've got


If you hear that someone is speaking ill of you, instead of trying to defend yourself you should say: "He obviously does not know me very well, since there are so many other faults he could have mentioned.” – Epictetus

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

That wouldn't be a good way to go



Those evil-natured robots
they're programmed to destroy us
she's gotta be strong to fight them
so she's taking lots of vitamins

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me 
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Flaming Lips

Monday, June 28, 2010

and another and another and another and....


Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee.  - Author Unknown

 

Thursday, June 24, 2010

So true... So. True


To love what you do and feel that it matters how could anything be more fun? – Katharine Graham


Saturday, May 29, 2010

The best of Lester, the worst of Lester...

You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you. You try to give it away because you cannot bear its radiance, but you cannot separate it from yourself. To understand your fellow humans, you must understand why you give them your love. You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions. - Gnarls Barkley, in a letter to the legendary rock critic Lester Bangs

Friday, May 21, 2010

Make Em Laugh... You'll Die Last

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. - Alan Alda

Monday, May 17, 2010

Regret, The Gibby Haynes Way


"Daddy?”
“Yes, son?”
“What does regret mean?”
“Well son, the funny thing about regret is it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend be sure and tell her,
SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!" – Gibson Jerome “Gibby” Haynes (Butthole Surfers), Sweat Loaf

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Frank Sinatra

What the world needs now is a new Frank Sinatra, so I can get you in bed - Cracker, Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Laugh. It's easier.



The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  - e.e. cummings


 

 

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Oh, Good Grief!

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? – Charles Schulz



Saturday, April 17, 2010

Let's just have some fun


Life is too important to be taken seriously – Oscar Wilde


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Q and No A?


Have patience with everything unresolved and try to love the questions. – Rainer Maria Rilke

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Blume Industries - Key to Success


Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you. – Herman Blume, Rushmore

clip from 2:33 to 3:24